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I love words and have been writing for years. Although it started with silly poems, I have matured (slightly) and now enjoy writing poems and songs for special friends to celebrate special milestones. I have decided to put these online should anyone be interested and also they are a safe haven online should anything happen to my knackered old laptop!



So from my first song for Helen, to the latest songs for Tina's 40th and poems for Sherrell's baby and all the stuff in the background since I was 14, enjoy my silly poems, my prose, my barstardisation of songs and if any one of them makes you smile, then I am happy. Let me know what you think!



Ali Hoffmann née Rose









Friday, 3 June 2011

Tina's 40th - 'Tinamite'




Tina's 40th



I organised a surprise lunch for my wonderful friend Tina and sang her this song to celebrate her 40th birthday. She is a passionate astrologer, hence the stars and star sign reference. As a present from her sister Kim, she was treated to a posh haircut in Brisbane and the party was the first time we had seen the new shorter style which really suited her. She also had a new 'body' after working with a personal trainer.

I started writing another song, which turned in to a song about shopping at Woolworths and not a birthday song! I was really worried for a few days as I wanted to come up with something more personal.

I was driving in the car with my daughter and this song came on the radio. We were singing along and I realised Dynamite could be come 'Tinamite' and then it flowed!

A lovely lunch, lovely company and now a lovely memory.

This is to the Tune of Dynamite by Taio Cruz
If you don't know the song, hold the shift key, click on the link and the tune will open in another window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6CfTn22HDI


Tina’s our friend, friend, friend, friend
Today with her we want to spend spend spend
Not drive her round the bend bend bend bend
Love on her 40th We all send send send send

Ye, ye
The 30’s have gone they’ve gone, they’ve gone
Yeah they’ve gone they’ve gone they’ve gone

Yeah!
Throw our bras up in the air sometimes
Saying 40!
Let’s be naughty!
Astrology can help you live your life
Shouting 40!
Let’s be naughty

So go Taurus girl
On this here night
the stars light you up
Cos you’re Tinamite!
We’ve told you once
now we told you twice
Transmitting Uranus
You’re our Tinamite!

We came to meet meet meet meet
Drink sparkling wine and then eat eat eat
A day off from kids what a treat treat treat
Great friends you cannot beat beat beat

Ye, ye
The 30’s have gone they’ve gone, they’ve gone
Yeah they’ve gone they’ve gone they’ve gone

Yeah!
Throw our bras up in the air sometimes
Saying 40!
Let’s be naughty!
Astrology can help you live your life
Shouting 40!
Let’s be naughty

Life begins Taurus girl
On this here night
the stars light you up
Cos you’re Tinamite!
We’ve told you once
now we told you twice
you light up the room
You’re our Tinamite!

So enjoy a wi-ine
Karen will be the last one standing,
And enjoy the fooo-ood
Don’t worry about expanding
You’re looking fab
Yeah, you’re looking fab
You earned it all, you earned it all
We’re gonna put our hands in the air
And compliment you hair
…compliment your hair

Throw our bras up in the air sometimes
Saying 40!
Let’s be naughty!
Astrology can help you live your life
Shouting 40!
Let’s be naughty

Life begins Taurus girl
On this here night
The stars light you up
Cos you’re Tinamite!
Cos we’ve told you once
Now we told you twice
Cheers to the next 40 years
For our Tinamite!

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