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I love words and have been writing for years. Although it started with silly poems, I have matured (slightly) and now enjoy writing poems and songs for special friends to celebrate special milestones. I have decided to put these online should anyone be interested and also they are a safe haven online should anything happen to my knackered old laptop!



So from my first song for Helen, to the latest songs for Tina's 40th and poems for Sherrell's baby and all the stuff in the background since I was 14, enjoy my silly poems, my prose, my barstardisation of songs and if any one of them makes you smile, then I am happy. Let me know what you think!



Ali Hoffmann née Rose









Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Cereal Killer

This was a homework task for my daughter when she was 11. She had to use the following spelling words in a poem so I came up with the following. She didn't hand it in to her teacher which I was most upset about. I would have liked to be marked!
natural
guests
gradually
guilt
original
eventually
guarantee
cereal

Cereal Killer

I decided to make a new cereal

Natural and original

I used several different ingredients

Including shredded clowns and honey

I wanted it to be guilt free

And offered a low fat guarantee

Heaven in a bowl I said

And sold it for some money

Guests tried it gradually

Tasting it eventually

And when I asked them what they thought

They said it tasted funny!

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